Mother’s Day Ideas

Happy Mother's Day! I promise to stop asking "Why?" after everything you say... starting tomorrow.

Mom, thanks for keeping all the bad stuff I did from Dad. Your secret-keeping skills are unmatched!

Congratulations on successfully raising a child who can't function without calling you at least three times a day.

To the woman who has seen me at my worst and still loves me unconditionally. Thanks for not selling me to the circus, Mom!

Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months and has been carrying my emotional baggage ever since.

Mom, I love you even though I'll never accept your friend request. Happy Mother's Day!

Thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty child like my sibling. And me, of course!

Happy Mother's Day! I hope you enjoy the 5 minutes of peace you get before someone needs you again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, without you as my mom, I'd be in therapy too!

Mom, you deserve a spa day, a tropical vacation, and a year's supply of wine. But since I can't afford any of that, here's a funny card instead!