Birthday Wishes Ideas

Happy birthday! May your cake have so many candles it becomes a fire hazard

Remember, you're not over the hill; you're simply standing at the peak of awesomeness! Happy birthday!

Aging is inevitable. Maturity, on the other hand, is optional. Cheers to being forever young!

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows

Like cheese and fine wine, you're only getting better with time!

Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!

Happy birthday! You're not getting older; you're just upgrading to a version with more 'wisdom' and fewer 'teeth'

You're not old, you're vintage. Happy birthday!

Don't think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up. Congratulations and here's to a great year ahead!

Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really big number.

Congrats on leveling up! Your new skills include napping anywhere and complaining about "kids these days"

Another year older, another year of pretending you don't need reading glasses. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to

Cheers to you on your birthday – may your jokes be funny and your cake be extra sweet!

Don't worry about getting older. You're still younger than the dinosaurs. Have a prehistoric birthday!

Happy birthday! Your cake might need its own fire extinguisher this year

Congrats on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do!

Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Let's make some questionable decisions together!

Happy birthday to the least famous person I know born on this day

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